Let's be honest. Shopping for the man who has everything is a nightmare. He doesn't need another tie, another bottle of whiskey he won't open, or another gift card he'll forget about. What he needs is something that makes him laugh, then gets displayed on his desk or workbench for the next ten years.
Enter the Old Bastards Club Lifetime Member coin. A solid, weighty novelty collectible that says exactly what everyone's thinking — with artwork sharp enough to back it up. We've ranked the five best in the collection so you can pick the right one for the grumpy old legend in your life.
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1. Grumpy Old Bikers Club Coin – Lifetime Member
The one that started it all. The front features a bearded old biker on a chopper with the warning Don't Mess With Old Bikers — We Don't Just Look Crazy. The reverse is a snarling tiger beneath the motto Too Old to Walk, Born to Ride. If the man you're buying for has ever owned a motorcycle — or just wishes he had — this is the one.
Best for: Bikers, ex-bikers, men who think they're bikers.
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2. Old Fuckers Club Coin – Lifetime Member
Three old blokes in a pub, beers in hand, one of them on a motorcycle — this coin captures the spirit of men who have absolutely earned the right to sit down, drink, and not apologise for anything. The artwork is rich, detailed, and immediately recognisable to anyone who's spent time in a proper local. The title says everything the recipient has been thinking for years.
Best for: The social one. The pub regular. The man who knows everyone and owes nobody.
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3. Old Bastards Golf Club Coin – 100% Over Par
A grumpy golf ball in a flat cap, crossed clubs, and the inscription 100% Over Par — Old Bastards Golf Club — Lifetime Member. This coin perfectly captures the relationship most older golfers have with the game: they love it, they're terrible at it, and they wouldn't give it up for anything. An instant hit at any golf club or 19th hole.
Best for: Golfers of all abilities, especially the ones who blame the course.
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4. Old Bastards Shooting Club Coin – Lifetime Member
Three armed men on a red enamel background, target range behind them, weapons raised — this coin is bold, detailed, and unapologetically direct. The Old Bastards Shooting Club — Lifetime Member banner leaves nothing to the imagination. A brilliant gift for anyone who takes their shooting seriously and their sense of humour even more so.
Best for: Clay pigeon shooters, target shooters, hunting enthusiasts, and anyone who spends weekends at a range.
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5. Old Bastards Whiskey Club Coin – Sip, Swear & Survive
A skeleton in a cowboy hat, glass of whiskey in one hand, cigar in the other, with the motto Sip, Swear & Survive. This is the coin for the man who has strong opinions about single malts, considers ice in whiskey a personal insult, and has been known to hold a grudge for decades. The antique bronze finish gives it a warmth that suits the subject perfectly.
Best for: Whiskey drinkers, bourbon fans, anyone who takes their dram seriously.
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Which One Should You Choose?
If you know his hobby, pick the coin that matches it — golf, bikes, shooting, or whiskey. If he's a man of many interests (or you're not sure), the Old Fuckers Club coin is the universal option: it works for everyone and gets a laugh every time. All five arrive securely packaged and ready for gifting.
If you're shopping for someone who enjoys a game of cards as much as a dram, it's also worth browsing our Poker & Gaming Coins Collection — another strong source of gifts for men who appreciate a bit of character in their collectibles. And for the full range of novelty and humour coins, the Novelty Coins Collection has plenty more to explore.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are these real club membership coins?
No — these are novelty collectible coins created for fun, gifting, and display. They are not affiliated with any official club or organisation, are not legal tender, and carry no monetary value. Think of them as the world's most satisfying honorary memberships — no dues, no meetings, no dress code required.
What are the coins made from?
Each coin is made from an iron or alloy base with full colour enamel fill and gold or antique-tone plating. They are not made from precious metals. At approximately 40g each, they have a solid, weighty feel that makes them genuinely impressive to hold — nothing like the cheap novelty coins you find in gift shops.
How quickly will they arrive?
All coins ship with free worldwide tracked shipping. Estimated delivery is 9–14 days. Each coin is securely packaged, so it arrives in perfect condition and ready to gift or display immediately.
Can I buy more than one?
Absolutely — and many customers do. The store offers automatic bundle discounts at checkout: any 2 coins saves 10%, any 3 saves 15%, any 5 saves 25%, and 10+ coins saves 35%. The full set of five makes a brilliant retirement gift, a complete man cave display, or a running joke that keeps giving. For more gift ideas in this style, read our guide: The Perfect Gift for the Old Bastard Who Has Everything.
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