Funny Old Man Coins – Lifetime Member Collectibles

This Grumpy Old Bikers Club Lifetime Member Coin is the ultimate novelty collectible for anyone who lives to ride. The front features a full-colour enamel scene of a bearded, tattooed old biker leaning hard into a chopper motorcycle, with the warning DON'T MESS WITH OLD BIKERS arched above and the punchline WE DON'T JUST LOOK CRAZY on a scroll banner below — all framed in a bold gold border. The reverse is an antique-finish masterpiece: a snarling golden tiger with piercing blue eyes, flanked by crossed wrenches and mechanical gears, beneath the banner LIFETIME MEMBER. Below the tiger, in bold relief lettering: GRUMPY OLD BIKERS CLUB, and at the base, the club motto — Too Old to Walk, Born to Ride. Whether it's for a seasoned rider, a garage wall display, or the most entertaining gift at a biker birthday party, this coin delivers on every level. This piece is a novelty biker collectible coin designed for display and gifting. About the Design The Grumpy Old Bikers Club is a beloved tongue-in-cheek concept that resonates with riders worldwide — the idea that the most experienced, most weathered, and most dangerous bikers on the road are the ones who've been doing it for decades. The tiger on the reverse is a classic symbol of power, ferocity, and independence — qualities every biker aspires to. The crossed wrenches and gears nod to the mechanical soul of motorcycle culture, where knowing your machine is as important as riding it. Too Old to Walk, Born to Ride says everything that needs to be said. Product Features Design: Old biker on chopper front / Grumpy Old Bikers Club tiger reverse Material: Iron base with full colour enamel and gold-tone plating Weight: Approx. 40g Finish: Gold-tone border with colour enamel (front) / Antique silver-gold (reverse) Packaging: Securely packaged and ready for gifting Perfect For Motorcycle riders and biker culture enthusiasts Funny and memorable birthday gifts for bikers Father's Day gifts for the dad who lives to ride Garage, man cave, or workshop display pieces Novelty coin collectors with a sense of humour Display Idea This coin looks brilliant propped on a small easel on a garage workbench, displayed in a shadow box alongside riding patches and photos, or simply handed over at a birthday with zero wrapping required. It's the kind of gift that gets shown to everyone in the room. Explore more novelty designs in our Novelty Coins Collection. Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping · Estimated delivery: 9–14 days · Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival. Frequently Asked Questions What is the Grumpy Old Bikers Club? The Grumpy Old Bikers Club is a popular tongue-in-cheek concept in motorcycle culture, celebrating the experienced, no-nonsense rider who has been on the road for decades. It's a badge of honour for anyone who has earned their miles — and a source of endless amusement for everyone who knows one. This coin captures that spirit perfectly on both sides. Is this a real club membership coin? No — this is a novelty collectible coin created for fun, gifting, and display. It is not affiliated with any official motorcycle club or organisation, is not legal tender, and carries no monetary value. Think of it as the world's most satisfying honorary membership — no dues required. What material is this coin made from? This coin is made from an iron base with full colour enamel fill and a gold-tone plated finish. It is not made from precious metals and has no bullion value. At approximately 40g, it has a solid, weighty feel that makes it genuinely impressive to hold and display. Is this a good gift for a biker? Absolutely — it's one of the best. Whether it's a birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, or just a Tuesday, this coin will get a laugh and then get displayed with pride. It suits any rider who's been on the road long enough to have earned the title of Grumpy Old Biker. Each coin arrives securely packaged and ready for gifting. This item is a commemorative novelty collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for display, collecting, and gifting purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Bastards Shooting Club Lifetime Member coin is the ultimate novelty gift for the gun enthusiast who has seen it all, done it all, and still shows up to the range with a grin. The obverse features three silver-haired veterans of the shooting life — one with a pistol and a cigar, one kitted out with an AR and ear defenders, one laughing with a shotgun — set against a target range backdrop with crossed rifles above and the words Old Bastards Shooting Club arcing across the top and Lifetime Member bold across the base. The reverse doubles down with crossed revolvers over a red bikini top and the immortal declaration: I Love Shooting, Titties & Freedom — We Might Forget Why We’re Here, But Never These Three. This piece is a novelty humour collectible coin designed for gifting, display, and a good laugh. About the Design Challenge coins have a long tradition in military and shooting culture — carried as a mark of membership, presented as a sign of respect, and pulled out at the bar to settle a round. This coin takes that tradition and runs with it straight into dark comedy territory. It is unashamedly adult, unapologetically funny, and exactly the kind of thing that gets passed around a range day with a laugh and ends up kept. The kind of coin that earns its place in a pocket rather than a display case — though it looks good in both. Product Features Obverse: Three gun enthusiasts at the range, crossed rifles, Old Bastards Shooting Club / Lifetime Member inscriptions, red and gold enamel Reverse: Crossed revolvers with red bikini top, "I Love Shooting, Titties & Freedom" inscription, "We Might Forget Why We're Here, But Never These Three" Material: Copper with red and gold enamel finish Diameter: 40mm Weight: Approximately 40g Finish: Gold with red enamel colour fill Packaging: Ready for gifting Displayed images show the collectible design and enamel colour detail. Each piece is produced as a commemorative novelty collectible. Perfect For Novelty gift for gun enthusiasts and shooting range regulars Funny birthday or retirement gift for him Range day gift, Secret Santa, or stocking filler Fans of dark humour and adult novelty collectibles Anyone who qualifies for Lifetime Member status Display Ideas Carry it as a challenge coin, display it on a man cave shelf, or present it to a deserving Lifetime Member at your next range day. The bold red and gold enamel makes it one of the most eye-catching novelty coins in any collection — and the reverse inscription guarantees it will never be forgotten. Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping Estimated delivery: 9–14 days Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival Explore more novelty designs in our Novelty Coins Collection. This item is a commemorative novelty collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for novelty collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Bastards Whiskey Club collectible coin showcases a detailed skeleton wearing a hat, holding a whiskey glass and cigar, with the motto "Sip Swear & Survive." The reverse features a whiskey barrel with skull emblem and "In Whiskey We Trust" inscription. The bronze finish with red enamel accents and humorous design make this a perfect piece for whiskey enthusiasts and novelty coin collectors. This piece is a novelty collectible coin designed for display and collection. About the Design This coin celebrates whiskey culture with a bold, humorous design featuring a skeleton enjoying life's finer pleasures. The front displays the "Old Bastards Whiskey Club" branding with the motto "Sip Swear & Survive," while the reverse shows a wooden whiskey barrel adorned with a skull and crossed cigars, surrounded by "100% Lifetime Member" and "In Whiskey We Trust." The bronze finish with red enamel accents gives it a premium look, while the raised relief brings the intricate details to life. This coin appeals to whiskey lovers, bar décor enthusiasts, and collectors of humorous novelty items. Displayed images show the collectible design and relief detail. Each piece is produced as a commemorative art collectible. Product Features Design: Skeleton with whiskey glass and cigar / Whiskey barrel with skull emblem Material: Metal (zinc alloy) Diameter: 40mm Weight: Approx. 40-50g Finish: Bronze with red enamel accents Packaging: Transparent round plastic protective case This is a commemorative collectible and not legal tender. Perfect For Whiskey enthusiasts and bourbon lovers Novelty and humorous coin collectors Bar and man cave décor Unique gifts for whiskey drinkers Display pieces for desks, shelves, or collector trays Display Ideas This coin looks stunning displayed in a coin capsule on a home bar or desk, arranged in a shadow box with other whiskey memorabilia, or featured in a collector tray alongside bar accessories. The bronze finish and humorous design make it an eye-catching conversation piece and perfect addition to any whiskey lover's collection. Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping / Estimated delivery: 9–14 days / Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival. Explore more novelty and humorous designs in our Novelty Coins Collection. This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.

For golfers who've earned their stripes on the fairway and at the 19th hole. This dual-sided commemorative coin celebrates the lifestyle of golfers who know that what happens on the course stays on the course. The front features the iconic grumpy golf ball character wearing a flat cap, flanked by crossed golf clubs and a beer mug, with "100% OVER PAR OLD BASTARDS GOLF CLUB" text and "LIFETIME MEMBER" banner. The reverse showcases a vintage golf bag with clubs, "TOBGC" tag, whiskey glass, cigar, golf ball, and crossed clubs, with "SWING HARD DRINK HARDER" and "OFFICIAL MEMBER MEDALLION" text.About the DesignThe "19th hole" is golf slang for the clubhouse bar where players gather after a round to share stories, settle bets, and enjoy refreshments. This tradition dates back to the early days of golf in Scotland, where the social aspect of the game was considered as important as the sport itself. The grumpy golf ball character embodies the frustration every golfer feels when their game isn't cooperating, while the beer mug, whiskey glass, and cigar represent the time-honored rituals of post-round relaxation. The "100% OVER PAR" text humorously acknowledges that not every golfer shoots under par—in fact, most don't—but that doesn't diminish the enjoyment of the game. The "SWING HARD DRINK HARDER" motto captures the irreverent spirit of recreational golf. The antique bronze finish with aged patina and dimensional relief give the coin the feel of a humorous club token rather than a modern mint issue, making it suited for novelty display collections and golf-themed cabinets.Product Features Design: Dual-sided with grumpy golf ball character and 19th hole imagery Material: Iron Diameter: 40mm Weight: Approximately 30g Finish: Antique bronze with aged patina and dimensional detailing Packaging: Transparent round plastic protective case (This is a commemorative collectible and not legal tender)Perfect For Golf enthusiasts and 19th hole collectors Humorous retirement and golf gifts Man cave and golf room displays Golf tournament prizes and gag gifts ShippingFree worldwide tracked shippingEstimated delivery: 9–14 daysEach coin is securely packaged for safe arrival.Display IdeaIdeal for shadow boxes, collector cabinets, golf room displays, or novelty décor setups.Explore more humorous and sports-themed designs in our Novelty Collection.This item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only.Because every collection deserves one more coin.

This Old Fuckers Club Lifetime Member coin is the perfect novelty gift for the biker who has earned every grey hair and still shows up to the pub with a grin. The coin features three older bikers laughing their heads off around a bar table, pints raised, with a full Harley-Davidson style chopper parked in the foreground — all rendered in rich antique bronze relief with the warmth of a dimly lit pub behind them. Old Fuckers Club arcs boldly across the top, Lifetime Member anchors the base. Both sides carry the same design — because once you’re in the club, there’s no other side to the story. This piece is a novelty humour collectible coin designed for gifting, display, and a well-deserved laugh. About the Design Challenge coins have been a tradition in biker culture for decades — carried as a mark of brotherhood, presented at rallies, and pulled out at the bar to prove membership. This coin takes that tradition and leans hard into the humour of getting older without getting boring. The three bikers in the scene aren’t slowing down — they’re just doing it with better stories, louder laughs, and no apologies. The kind of coin that gets passed around a table and ends up kept. Product Features Both sides: Three bikers laughing in a pub with Harley chopper, Old Fuckers Club / Lifetime Member inscriptions, antique bronze finish Material: Metal with acrylic Diameter: 45mm Thickness: 6mm Weight: Approximately 37g Finish: Antique bronze Packaging: Ready for gifting Displayed images show the collectible design and relief detail. Each piece is produced as a commemorative novelty collectible. Perfect For Novelty birthday or retirement gift for a biker Funny gift for him — dad, grandad, or best mate Biker rally gift, Secret Santa, or stocking filler Fans of dark humour and adult novelty collectibles Anyone who has officially earned Lifetime Member status Display Ideas Carry it as a challenge coin, display it on a man cave shelf or garage workbench, or present it at a birthday with a pint. The chunky 45mm antique bronze format gives it real weight and presence — this is not a coin that gets lost in a drawer. It gets shown off. Shipping Free worldwide tracked shipping Estimated delivery: 9–14 days Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival Explore more novelty designs in our Novelty Coins Collection. This item is a commemorative novelty collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for novelty collecting and display purposes only. Because every collection deserves one more coin.