{"product_id":"old-bastards-piano-club-coin","title":"Old Bastards' Piano Club Coin – Pianist Novelty Collectible Token","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Old Bastards' Piano Club collectible coin features a skeleton pianist in a black suit — cigar in mouth, whiskey glass raised — playing a grand piano on a concert hall stage, with a dog wearing headphones sitting loyally beside him, inscribed \"Old Bastards' Piano Club \/ 100% Too Old \/ Out of Tune \/ Lifetime Member.\" The reverse carries the club essentials: a grand piano flanked by a whiskey on the rocks and a smouldering cigar, beneath the golden banner motto \"Drink, Forget \u0026amp; Play It Again.\" This piece is a pianist novelty collectible coin designed for display and gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAbout the Design\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Old Bastards' Piano Club is for the pianists who never stopped playing — the ones who've been at the keys for decades, whose timing is slightly off, whose sheet music is scattered on the floor, and who wouldn't have it any other way. The skeleton on the obverse plays on regardless: whiskey raised, cigar lit, dog at his feet, concert hall empty. The reverse says everything else that needs to be said: \"Drink, Forget \u0026amp; Play It Again.\" A coin for every pianist who's earned the right to play it their way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Skeleton pianist with whiskey, cigar \u0026amp; dog in concert hall obverse; grand piano with whiskey \u0026amp; cigar \"Drink, Forget \u0026amp; Play It Again\" reverse\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Zinc alloy with antique silver finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40mm (1.57\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3mm (0.12\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e approx. 35g\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Antique silver with full colour UV print detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Presented in a protective display pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThis is a commemorative collectible and not legal tender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePianists, musicians, and music teachers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRetirement gifts and end-of-recital tributes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMusic humour collectors and novelty coin enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePiano room displays, music studio shelves, and man cave décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFather's Day, birthdays, and \"just because\" gifts for the pianist in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree worldwide tracked shipping \/ Estimated delivery: 9–14 days \/ Each coin is securely packaged for safe arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eExplore more designs in the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-old-man-coins-lifetime-member\"\u003eFunny Old Man Coins – Lifetime Member Collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis item is a commemorative collectible and is not legal tender, not issued by a government mint, and not an investment product. It is intended for hobby collecting and display purposes only.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every collection deserves one more coin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"OneMoreCoin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62803927662922,"sku":"CJYD293339001AZ","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/0886\/8682\/files\/old-bastards-piano-club-coin-obverse.png?v=1784963595","url":"https:\/\/onemorecoin.com\/products\/old-bastards-piano-club-coin","provider":"Onemorecoin","version":"1.0","type":"link"}